Why Chinese Shouldn’t Have Christian names?

Hope YOUR NAME is not on this list. TOTALLY HILARIOUS!!!i chink

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)


Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

How to migrate your old gmail to a new gmail account

So you want to transfer a Gmail account to another Google Mail account? There are lots of ways to do it. You could use a specialized software such as Gmvault, or use an email client such as Outlook or Mozilla Thunderbird. Lifehacker has a much easier and simpler solution to moving your emails to your new Gmail account, but it’s so old back in 2008 that the instructions don’t apply exactly anymore.

Step 1

Log in to your OLD GMAIL and go to “Forwarding and POP/IMAP”. In the “POP Download” section, select “Enable POP for all mail”. Save changes.


Step 2

Login to your NEW GMAIL.  Go to “Accounts and Import”.  “Import mail and contacts” will not work here since we are importing from ANOTHER GMAIL account. However, if you are importing from an OLD GMAIL GOOGLE APPS account, it can work.

So, in the “Check mail from other accounts (using POP3)” section, click “Add a POP3 mail account you own”.


Step 3

Type in your OLD GMAIL account’s details, hit “Add Account” then WAIT. If you have a lot of email in your previous account, this will take some time.  The popup screen should look like this:

Note: Gmail’s interface sometimes change, and if they do, these instructions might not apply anymore.